Category: dining with diane

Diane, Agent Scully uses a very advanced chopstick technique.  

Diane, Agent Scully’s commitment to consuming the recommended daily servings of fruit is admirable and slightly worrying

Diane, I am not sure if I am dining with agent Phillip Jeffries or in him. 

Diane, I am learning to juggle.

Diane, it doesn’t look like much has changed in the teen dating scene since we were young.  I remember how relieved your parents were when you broke up with me at prom, and how dismayed they became when you followed me into the FBI. 

Diane, Dr. Jacoby is demonstrating the Tibetan technique for eating jawbreakers two at a time.  I do not know why he is using golf balls in his demonstration, but i am glad to be at the opposite end of the table.

Diane, I am issuing my own currency.  It is accepted at the Double R Diner, Big Ed’s Gas Farm, and casinos owned by the Mitchum brothers.  

Diane, Deputy Chief Hawk has put serious thought into the importance of chocolate bunnies on Easter.

Diane, I have fallen out of my chair from laughing so hard.  

Diane, Nadine Hurley never misses an all-you-can-scoop ice cream buffet.