Category: twinpeaksconfessions

I don’t want Cooper to go back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim. I like…

I don’t want Cooper to go back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim. I like them fine, but I’m sorry – I don’t care much about them. I want him back in Twin Peaks as an FBI agent. And if he’s going to be with someone, I want it to be Audrey. 

I hope the “new” Dougie will have better hair.

I hope the “new” Dougie will have better hair.

Everyone who has been awful to Audrey this season: I hope you…

Everyone who has been awful to Audrey this season: I hope you realize just how important she is after “Part 16.” Cooper would be disappointed in you.

Everyone who complains about Annie as the worst-written…

Everyone who complains about Annie as the worst-written character on the series must have fallen asleep during every scene with Lana. Her “plot” was the most heaping pile of sexist shit. And DO NOT get me started on that belly dancing scene.

When Bad Coop called Audrey’s kid ‘son,’ did he mean son as in…

When Bad Coop called Audrey’s kid ‘son,’ did he mean son as in son? Or son as in SON?

My first experience with TP was a commercial for the Gold Box…

My first experience with TP was a commercial for the Gold Box Edition DVD set, and it haunted the hell out of me. There were times when I would sit and wonder about it and try to figure out if it was serious or satirical, and this went on for nearly 12 years. When I finally watched the show, I was immensely relieved and was surprised I liked it so much.

When Audrey started dancing and then woke up, all I could think…

When Audrey started dancing and then woke up, all I could think was, “Ha! Take that, people who constantly argued that Audrey was of no importance to the story.” Lynch and Frost love Audrey, and they know fans do, too. No way they were going to make her irrelevant. 

The moment where Coop said his ‘thank you’ to Bushnell was…

The moment where Coop said his ‘thank you’ to Bushnell was symbolic. It truly felt like the moment where the original series and The Return became one.

That British kid… God, I swear Lynch wanted to give us…

That British kid… God, I swear Lynch wanted to give us the most stereotypical Cockney character and then have him talk as long as possible. Honestly, I don’t know whether I loved it or hated it.

I find it curious that people’s immediate assumption with Shelly…

I find it curious that people’s immediate assumption with Shelly and Audrey was that they had become total bitches who weren’t grateful enough to their husbands. There’s no desire to maybe dig deeper with them – they’re just bitches. Meanwhile, Bobby and Charlie? Poor guys. They’re sympathetic. Funny how that works.