Category: twinpeaksconfessions

I don’t want Cooper to go back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim. I like them fine, but I’m sorry – I don’t care much about them. I want him back in Twin Peaks as an FBI agent. And if he’s going to be with someone, I want it to be Audrey. 

I don’t want Cooper to go back to Janey-E and Sonny Jim. I like them fine, but I’m sorry – I don’t care much about them. I want him back in Twin Peaks as an FBI agent. And if he’s going to be with someone, I want it to be Audrey. 

I hope the “new” Dougie will have better hair.

I hope the “new” Dougie will have better hair.

Everyone who has been awful to Audrey this season: I hope you realize just how important she is after “Part 16.” Cooper would be disappointed in you.

Everyone who has been awful to Audrey this season: I hope you realize just how important she is after “Part 16.” Cooper would be disappointed in you.

Everyone who complains about Annie as the worst-written character on the series must have fallen asleep during every scene with Lana. Her “plot” was the most heaping pile of sexist shit. And DO NOT get me started on that belly dancing scene.

Everyone who complains about Annie as the worst-written character on the series must have fallen asleep during every scene with Lana. Her “plot” was the most heaping pile of sexist shit. And DO NOT get me started on that belly dancing scene.

When Bad Coop called Audrey’s kid ‘son,’ did he mean son as in son? Or son as in SON?

When Bad Coop called Audrey’s kid ‘son,’ did he mean son as in son? Or son as in SON?